It's like God shit irony all over that family
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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