Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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