2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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