she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's rum buckets o'clock
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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