do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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