dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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