Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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