It's Friday. Sex?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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