So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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