He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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