I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My vagina is officially offended.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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