Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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