Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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