question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I need to calm my uterus...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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