Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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