what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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