Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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