idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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