Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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