Pappa wants mamma naked
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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