I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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