Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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