Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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