ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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