Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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