Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You brought string cheese to the strip club
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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