How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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