thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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