I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven