Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I had to cum in my sink.
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