is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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