I puked a lego.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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