I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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