Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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