the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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