i think i have herpe
just one?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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