oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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