oh god the rape fog is back!
Say something about gay babies.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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