Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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