hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is the high leading the old right now
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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