I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
