I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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