so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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