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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
