shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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