she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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