That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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