id be glad to
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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