I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize