I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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