i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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