operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No stitches, just platelets and will power
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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