I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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